Archive for December, 2003

Dec 02 2003

And you smell like cat pee.

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If you have sent me any spam in the past year, I hereby curse you with horrible, horrible ostracization from all normal people in the world. Curse, curse, curse! You are a bad person and you deserve to not have any friends. Curse, curse, curse!

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Dec 02 2003

If you got time to lean, you got time to clean.

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Here’s a tip for you: Don’t get a McRib from McDonalds. They’re too McMessy and you’ll spend the rest of the day smelling like a McWorker.

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Dec 01 2003

And Then There Were Three

As of 8:30 AM this morning there is another man in my life.
That’s right — our Wacky Houseboy in Waiting is no longer waiting, he’s here. Chris came home this morning, and we met him at the airport. Getting up at 6 AM on a Sunday was kind of brutal, especially since I didn’t fall asleep last night until about 1 AM, but me and The Man managed to get up, get to the airport in time, and get back home, where the boys promptly took naps and I played The Sims. Chris is up and around now, but The Man has requested another hour of slumber.

There is still no word on the house. Monday we have to call Iris again and find out what the heck is going on here. Now that we’ve got Chris with us, we’d like to be able to move soon so that we have enough space for three adults to comfortably share. Plus, as an added bonus, our storage facility got broken into. Well, I say it got broken into but nothing was stolen from any of the units — the thieves tried to pry the locks off instead of getting bolt-cutters, so all that happened was a few twisted pieces of metal. But I still would rather not leave our stuff there longer than absolutely necessary.

This has been a relaxing long weekend. Had two Thanksgiving Dinners (my grandma’s and The Man’s dad’s), got some move moving/packing done, got a new expansion for The Sims, but the downside was that for a day or so we didn’t have any internet access because we moved the computers out to the kitchen. We needed to buy Cat5 cabling, so the next day we did that, only to discover that the power adapter for the cable modem had inexplicably been packed up and sent to storage. So we got that back last night and we’re finally back online.

Here’s a snap of me in the kitchen where the computers are living for now. Apparently the World’s Worst Web CamTM only need natural lighting in order to turn it into The World’s Adequate Web Cam.

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