Mar 30 2010
Show someone how to use Google chat, and they’ll talk about poop.
From our conversation today over chat. If you don’t like the word “shit”, you should probably not read this.
mackers: i watched a man walking three dogs today, and as he picked up one dog’s shit in a plastic bag i thought to myself, “that man must be carrying around a lot of shit.”
mackers: would that be a… load of shit?
me: Only if it’s actually loaded into something. If he hauled a shit wagon around, maybe.
mackers: well, he had a canvas lands’ end kinda bag…. which he put the plastic bag into.
me: And then he takes it home and puts it in his garden
me: Cut out the middle man, bro.
mackers: If he put the crap in cans, we could call him Shit Can Man!
me: Then he actually gets shitcanned, and everyone was like “We should have seen it coming”.