Mar 30 2010
From our conversation today over chat. If you don’t like the word “shit”, you should probably not read this.
mackers: i watched a man walking three dogs today, and as he picked up one dog’s shit in a plastic bag i thought to myself, “that man must be carrying around a lot of shit.”
mackers: would that be a… load of shit?
me: Only if it’s actually loaded into something. If he hauled a shit wagon around, maybe.
mackers: well, he had a canvas lands’ end kinda bag…. which he put the plastic bag into.
me: And then he takes it home and puts it in his garden
me: Cut out the middle man, bro.
mackers: If he put the crap in cans, we could call him Shit Can Man!
me: Then he actually gets shitcanned, and everyone was like “We should have seen it coming”.