Feb 15 2009

I feel horky.

Published by at 10:32 pm under Media,Snippets,Stupidity

Why is it that, whenever I feel nauseous, the only things that will stick in my head are Wayne’s World quotes?

Garth: Um, Wayne? What do you do if every time you see this one incredible woman, you think you’re gonna hurl?

Wayne: I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she’s yours. But if you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be.

~~~~~

Garth: Hey Phil, if you’re gonna spew, spew into this.

~~~~~

Wayne: Phil, what are you doing here? You’re partied out, man. Again.
Garth: What if he honks in the car?
Wayne: I’m giving you a no-honk guarantee.

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